Is this an electric limo? Am I about to pull up to a climate change gala in a gas-guzzling relic from the 90s? Give me that hero squint. Ooh. Got it?
Yeah. That’s good. No caption. Power of the image. You’re young.
You’re sexy. We all know Mike Tyler from the box office hit Octavius. I uh, lost my dad this year, and uh, I wasn’t ready. Let’s take a picture for my daughter. Oh, great.
She love selfies. Can dance heal the world? Everybody stay where you are! Stop it! Is this part of it?
No. We need only three of you. Where are you taking us? An extinction event is coming. The mountain of fire is famished.
So, we must offer you into its magma. What’d she say? That they wanna throw us in the volcano. That’s what she said?!
What is your most deeply held belief? The power of stories to change the world. What’s yours? I believe in the cleansing power of death. Okay.
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